Random Ryan

The funniest thing you’ll read today: http://bit.ly/7t1Qxq

Nov 25th

Yea, but big picture, that’s gotta be in the top 10 ways to get fired. Ever.

Nov 25th

RT @mikerhoads: I agree with the majority here: http://is.gd/52YVr As a search engine Google...

Nov 25th

Having a conversation with @brandonthebuck, does anyone know if the rights to Turbo Teen are...

Nov 24th

This kid is my hero: http://bit.ly/8TTrpI

Nov 24th

Flickr user apelad has done these AMAZING Twitter icons if you’re looking for something new:...

Nov 24th

RT @doctorparadox: i could get a Thai massage in the time it takes Firefox to shut down (and maybe i...

Nov 24th

If you want the perfect family movie this week to get in the holiday mood, see A Christmas Carol in...

Nov 24th

Larry David: Wood Detective

Nov 23rd

If you’re email has “SEO” and “LINK” in it, pretty surefire bet...

Nov 23rd

Check out this story on #propeller: http://pplr.us/s/QfOn/ “AOL Revamps Its Logo, Hoping to...

Nov 23rd

Just voted RunKeeper for Best Location Based Mobile App http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards

Nov 23rd

Twilight? I’d rather get my face punched! http://bit.ly/4CLbRk

Nov 23rd

Awwwwww…. atoms. I mean doggies! http://bit.ly/17d6qI

Nov 23rd

RT @KurtyD: Just picked up a copy of BusinessWeek at Barnes & Nobles. Pumped @CitySourced is...

Nov 23rd

RT @chrispirillo: Light travels faster then sound… which is why most people appear brilliant...

Nov 23rd

*sigh*… I miss you…

Nov 23rd

They’re only the monologue and a fake movie trailer into it and SNL is already 100x funnier...

Nov 22nd

My mom: “I literally googled ‘Is Lady Gaga a man?’ “

Nov 22nd

Yea, I could get used to this.: Posted from Twitter via...

Nov 22nd

Yea, I could get used to this. http://gdzl.la/7hme4G

Nov 22nd

Suck it Michigan.

Nov 21st

I give @Jason a lot of shit, but I really like what he’s doing with @openangelforum. If...

Nov 21st

The world is not prepared for this, The Slanket!! A Snuggie...

Nov 21st

The world is not prepared for this, The Slanket!! A Snuggie knock-off. http://gdzl.la/7h6MMD

Nov 21st

The sunsets here are always amazing…: Posted from...

Nov 21st

The sunsets here are always amazing… http://maps.google.com/?q=32.2362%2C-80.8071...

Nov 21st

Ugh… just got done with The Prisoner (the new version) and really didn’t like it.

Nov 21st

RT @richwklein: RT @xealot My new favorite video ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_g2vTFert4...

Nov 21st

me: &^$ Fifty Cent, he got shot in the jaw, you could take him. @brandonthebuck: Yea,...

Nov 21st

RT @wilw: I mostly enjoy quotes from Aliens … mostly.

Nov 20th

Just found out that come April I will have a nephew!! So insanely excited and happy for my sister!!

Nov 19th

Missing someone at home, otherwise, really enjoying this “vacation”. I use the quotes...

Nov 19th

RT @vagredajr: I love this! RT @adamjackson: “Those who say it cannot be done shouldn’t...

Nov 19th

RT @Gudlyf: Visit your local comic shop and pick up Dr. Horrible #1 out today!

Nov 19th

Ugh… The Girlfriend Experience was awful. Couldn’t even make it through it all....

Nov 19th

RT @brigittedale My first “20 seconds for 20 days video”: http://tr.im/FbNC ( to remind...

Nov 18th

via @blankbaby I really like the idea behind this weight loss site: http://bit.ly/1gHsaA

Nov 18th

Congrats to Ford and their Fusion on winning Motor Trend’s Car of the Year award:...

Nov 18th

RT @brigittedale 20 seconds for 20 days! Doing a video every day for the next twenty days-...

Nov 18th

I’m really digging The Prisoner on AMC, but the female doctor looks like Kurt from Glee and...

Nov 18th

My dad found a course here that’s $9 for 9 holes and a cart. It’s probably the last...

Nov 17th

To my mystery caller, the next time you call I’m going to record what you say and put it up...

Nov 17th

Spent last night reading about psychedelic drugs and quantum mechanics and am now watching an...

Nov 17th

Lunch on the beach. It’s gorgeous. http://gdzl.la/7gmVmh

Nov 17th

Lunch on the beach. It’s gorgeous.: Posted from...

Nov 17th

How Users Need To Grow

Nov 17th

RT @mikerhoads: Downloading torrents is for bullshit movies like Transformers..A masterpiece like...

Nov 17th

I’m “Breaking Open The Head” a little.

Nov 17th

RT @mjones: Wow: http://bit.ly/1PLxU2

Nov 17th

Hate when I’ve all but gotten over something that’s nagging me, & then hear a bit of...

Nov 17th

My daily tip for spammers: Don’t spam the guys that run the site you’re trying to game....

Nov 16th

Congrats to @Evernote for their new investment! I use it everyday and can’t imagine my...

Nov 16th

Oh. I am so overjoyed that Desiree Jennings is (by no means fake) cured from her (by no means fake)...

Nov 16th

RT @richwklein: RT @tdrapeau @blainegarrett Good luck man! Rooting for you. Love the proposal.

Nov 16th

The Colts beating the Patriots would just be the icing on the cake to a perfect football...

Nov 16th

As much as I hate to admit it, win or lose, this has been a good game.

Nov 16th

I love that there’s a matchup between the undefeated Colts and the Patriots, yet the...

Nov 15th

I hate @rickmarshall… RT @rickmarshall: Me and Chuck Norris: http://bit.ly/UIL3I

Nov 15th

OSU BIG 10 CHAMPIONS!!

Nov 15th

Someone was just telling me about this book the other day: http://bit.ly/lSRCO The MONSTER At The...

Nov 15th

I know it’s not far from me at home, but there’s something pretty magical about sitting...

Nov 15th

Can I volunteer to be the first person to drink moon water? I’m so down for that.

Nov 14th

RT @lalawag: OG Mahalo team member @mikerhoads has accepted the position of Project Manager of Kick...

Nov 13th

RT @SinWatcher: http://thebeatlesneverbrokeup.com/ If anything, it’s an interesting story with...

Nov 13th

Hey! Today’s payday! Hey! My money’s all gone… Stupid bills…

Nov 13th

It’s so cute when @frankensite and @bloggingniki don’t realize that they’re...

Nov 13th

Sweet, Amazon Prime orders placed on Thursday will now be delivered on Saturday instead of Monday!

Nov 13th

To the person who keeps calling my phone, saying crap and hanging up: you’re doing awesome...

Nov 13th

RT @brandonthebuck: Friday’s Beer day, what organic beers are out there? http://su.pr/2ctB50...

Nov 13th

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh! One, two princes kneel before you. That’s what I said now. Princes, princes...

Nov 13th

Ron *&^$ing Swanson is quickly becoming the best character on Parks & Recreation.

Nov 13th

Really wondering why I have the Spin Doctors’ “Two Princes” stuck in my head right...

Nov 13th

I loved @DisneyPictures’s A Christmas Carol so much the 1st time, taking my parents almost 80...

Nov 13th

RT @richwklein: First time using google wave for collaborative brainstorming. This is what wave is...

Nov 13th

Auto-tune The News shows you what a viral video is: http://bit.ly/4aGQh6 Complete with auto-tuned...

Nov 13th

Does anyone know anyone who works at Gmail? Having a problem at work and Google doesn’t...

Nov 11th

KnowEm Username Check - The Social Media...

Nov 11th

Thank you vacation home neighbors for not only leaving your wireless on while you’re gone, but...

Nov 11th

RT @TimALoftis: Check out this story on #propeller: http://pplr.us/s/QPDK/ “Free WiFi In 47...

Nov 10th

RT @derekvanvliet: New blog post: Addicus – or How I Spent My Summer http://bit.ly/1AIZyi BTW, you...

Nov 10th

RT @TheDelicious: accidentally used the buttermilk as creamer in my coffee. butter does not make...

Nov 10th

RT @blainegarrett: Check out this story on #propeller: http://pplr.us/s/QNAW/ “Self Portraits...

Nov 9th

Anaconda malt liquor gives you “Oooooooooo!”

Nov 9th

Dear Micah on Paranormal Activity, big difference between wanting to be the man and protect your...

Nov 9th

Both the Bengals and the Buckeyes were underdogs this weekend and both came out on top. Who-Dey...

Nov 9th

Awesome @xealot just started Paranormal Activity. According to everyone I know, this should lead to...

Nov 9th

I’m at a minigolf place that promotes its “live gators”. Naturally, the gators are...

Nov 8th

Photo: Uploaded from Tweetie 2 via GDZLLA

Nov 8th

Everything is gooooooooooooooddd. And fuzzy.

Nov 8th

Lots of alcohol, lots of delicious food, lots of friends…. Today. Is. Awesome.

Nov 8th

Food and wine festival!!! (@ Epcot in Orlando) http://bit.ly/1A4HCc

Nov 7th

I’m at Epcot.

Nov 7th

Off to the Food and Wine festival at Disney!! Going to be drunk and stuffed in a few hours. Then...

Nov 7th

It’s been a long ass day, but before I go to bed, I just want to mention that I have the...

Nov 7th

I took my arcade and carnival ticket winnings and bought some awesome plastic vampire fangs....

Nov 7th

First beer in almost six weeks. This is going to end with me on a raft heading TOWARDS Cuba.

Nov 7th

Yes, this douchebag actually coordinated his hoodie with his luggage. Keep livin the dream dude....

Nov 6th

Photo: Uploaded from Tweetie 2 via GDZLLA

Nov 6th

Alright LA, it’s been real. We’ll have to do this again sometime. Until then, I’m...

Nov 6th

I’m at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) (1 World Way, at Sepulveda Blvd, Los Angeles)....

Nov 6th

I’m at In-N-Out Burger - LAX (9149 S Sepulveda Blvd, at Westchester Parkway, Los...

Nov 6th

RT @KurtyD: If you don’t know @markjeffrey - do yourself a favor and start following him....

Nov 6th

I’m at Fed Ex Office (601 Wilshire Blvd, Santa Monica). http://bit.ly/3YpSHP

Nov 6th

RT @Lons: My favorite time of year: The moment when we have the longest wait before the next...

Nov 5th

#bandname: π Eating Contest

Nov 5th

RT @ddrapeau: pretty disappointed, Virginia AND Maine… [Hear, hear]

Nov 5th

Watching @DeuceTheDog get his booster shots is pretty hilarious. He’s always wagging his tail...

Nov 4th

The King of Sodas. This place looks amazing, I’m definitely going there soon....

Nov 4th

My new favorite photobomb: http://bit.ly/3aHxyy

Nov 4th

He’s begging for it. @Jason wants you to bring on the hate! Ever worked for him? Tell the...

Nov 4th

I’m at Tacos Por Favor (1406 Olympic Blvd , 14th, Santa Monica). http://bit.ly/eJksK

Nov 4th

If you own an iPhone, this seems like a no brainer purchase, but you better hurry....

Nov 4th

RT @getsetgames: Addicus is now available on the iPhone and iPod Touch! Get it here: http://addic.us

Nov 4th

How to brush the iphone bezel

Nov 3rd

I saw #AChristmasCarol early from @DisneyPictures yesterday. It’s such a beautiful, amazing...

Nov 3rd

I saw #AChristmasCarol from @DisneyPictures yesterday. It’s Such a beautiful, amazing &...

Nov 3rd

I just won $5 from @brandonthebuck thanks to @JoelMcHale @TheSoup and Kate Gosselin.

Nov 3rd

RT @tdrapeau: New headline link behavior for Propeller http://pplr.us/s/QCpJ/ #propeller

Nov 3rd

I just ousted Miguel C. as the mayor of Silent Movie Theatre on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/3fMCyl

Nov 2nd

With Michael Cera, Drew Barrymore, Justin Long and Ally Shawkat (@ Silent Movie Theatre in LA)...

Nov 2nd

RT @Lons: VERY excited for tonight’s screening of “Monty Python and the Holy...

Nov 2nd

The middle east is the new Japan in terms of giving us crazy shit to appreciate online:...

Nov 2nd

I’m at Apple Store - Santa Monica (1248 3rd Street Promenade, Arizona, Santa Monica)....

Nov 2nd

I just ousted Michael F. as the mayor of Apple Store - Santa Monica on @foursquare!...

Nov 2nd

Just passed @ijustine on the 3rd Street Promenade dancing and singing to her iPhone like a crazy...

Nov 2nd

Google Voice invites gone… A handful of Wave invites left… and if you want in to...

Nov 1st

Clicker, Google Voice and Google Wave invites here! Get your Clicker, Google Voice and Google Wave...

Nov 1st

I’m at Bagel Nosh (1629 Wilshire Boulevard, 17th St, Santa Monica). http://bit.ly/2nFO79

Nov 1st

I feel like going and setting up a lawn chair somewhere over by UCLA’s campus this morning....

Nov 1st